scaels

Thoughts of a marcher preparing to perform

  • But what if the band ISN'T ready?
  • Oh shit, I have to pee
  • Is my shako on straight?
  • I wish I was drum major
  • ... No I don't
  • God, please make us not suck
  • Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up. Don't fuck up, Don't fuck up.
  • These band moms are out of control
  • Where do they find these announcers?
  • That's NOT the name of our hometown.
  • Dammit, Tyrone!
  • What... what... I.... okay...
  • Look at me. Just look at me. I'm so fabulous. You'd tap it. C'mon.
  • CAN WE GO NOW
  • I just wanna go home, man
  • Standing at attention - you're doing it wrong.
  • That judge looks so high right now
  • What if I trip
  • What if I get hit in the face with a rifle
  • What if I get run over by bass drum 5 again
  • What if my pants rip
  • What if I fuck up that visual
  • What if I drop my instrument
  • What if I squeak
  • Holy shit, I'm so scared right now
  • What if everybody just started twerking... I want to twerk so bad now...
  • Focus, dammit, FOCUS.
  • I'm an idiot.
  • OH SHIT, IT'S STARTING
hunting-timelord
thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

…
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

thescienceofjohnlock:

loving-together-living-apart:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.

It turns evil and sucks out your soul

image

hunting-timelord
castiel-knight-of-hell:

deeperstateofmind:

lo-ash:

party-in-my-purgatories:

riddleswithtom:

winchicken:

speightsass:

guYS.

Oh my god

JESUS

GUYS IF YOU READ THE ARTICLE THE FAKE OFFICERS CAR IS A CHEVY IMPALA

” a white male and a white female”… Sam, it’s haircut time.

667th reason to reblog this post^

and they were getting information so they could use the couple’s identities to commit credit card fraud 

castiel-knight-of-hell:

deeperstateofmind:

lo-ash:

party-in-my-purgatories:

riddleswithtom:

winchicken:

speightsass:

guYS.

Oh my god

JESUS

GUYS IF YOU READ THE ARTICLE THE FAKE OFFICERS CAR IS A CHEVY IMPALA

” a white male and a white female”… Sam, it’s haircut time.

667th reason to reblog this post^

and they were getting information so they could use the couple’s identities to commit credit card fraud